It's a Sad Day

I went to put on my favorite pants, that I wear all the time. Well, I had a hard time (cough, cough, sniffle, sniffle) getting them buttoned.

Needless to say, I am a person of few words today.

I think I heard "Taps" playing in the background.

I gotta go wallow in self pity and figure out how to get my pants to button. And eat that chocolate chip cookie that's calling my name. (Do you think that could be part of the problem?)